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The Lara-Su Chronicles: We Wuz Kangz n' Shiet is an upcoming comic made by Ken "The Penderman" Penders in collaboration with Black Lives Matter and the NAACP. The comic was made as a pro-black piece mean't to say that black people were the ancient rulers of Egypt and were the creators of the Echyd'nya race. In other words, WE WUZ KANGZ N' SHIET N' WE MAYD SUPAPOWAHED ECHKINDAS!

Plot Edit

Alberto Barbosa, the true kang of Egypt and Portugal, was in a pickle. The Cherokee clan of CWCville has stolen the gibsmedat items of the Black Empire. He needed to create something that would wipe off the Cherokee clan, so he went up to one of his flying pyramids to concoct an experimental creature that would bust the nuts off of the Cherokees.

The experiment was made with a bucket of fried chicken, watermelons, a glock, some gold teeth, a big black dick, and of course, an echidna. These were the ingredients that created Bixnood the Echyd'nya, a superpowered negro echidna with higher intellect than anyone, even whitey. Bixnood came to Cherokee, raping all the white wimmins, and making them give birth to other echyd'nyas.

When that was all said and done, Alberto Barbosa then gave Bixnood a superpowered vehicle with all da moniez and fried chicken that he wanted. Bixnood then went to outer space with the vehicle and the baby echyd'nyas, and created a civilization on a planet unknown.

Trivia Edit

  • It is rumored that A. Wyatt Mann was the writer of this comic. Ken "Donut Steel" Penders will vehemently deny this in front of your face, but the contents of the book say otherwise
  • The plot of the book is based on the Black Egyptian hypothesis that states that black people were the true Ancient Egyptian rulers.
  • It is revealed that Bixnood is Lara-Su's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.