The only good decision he's made recently is shaving the mustache and growing out the hair, as he looks years younger, and ever more bulbous.
Some of the more memorable comic book moments include:
- An entire issue dedicated to knuckles's mother getting remarried
- Dedicating a children's comic to an abusive relationship between two dragons
- suing the company that put up with his years of bullshit.
Ken Penders is the great and magnificent creator of the Lara-Su Chronicles.
Ken Penders was once known as " Fuzzballs " after having the main directing role of scripting some of Palcomix's Sonic interpretation comics. If you know what that is, you can totally tell why his nickname was Fuzzballs.
He also has a strange fetish for echidnas, or what we for now on shall call "echid'nyas".According to the mental institute, Ken has shown a great adoration for melodrama involving hedgehogs, mongooses and most notably, echidnas
Shortly after his incredible work, Penders started the aptly titled "cult of Penders". To join, one must undergo certain changes:
- paint themselves red
- wear a skimpy bikini or dominatrix costume if you are a woman. (this is due to Pender's own view on gender politics: only men get clothes)
- Grow a Borat moustache (no gender restriction there, this applies to ALL)
- Gather pictures of Ian Flynn, Sega, EA and Archie and add it to the fire
- Engage in the sex-ritual in his basement
Doing all this will grant you level 1 entry, however Level 2 is not as easy as you must...
- Glue several Star Trek memorabilia onto animals
- Feed him his medication every morning (just put it through the small hole above his cage)
- assassinate Ian Flynn as he begs for mercy
- watch 50 shades of grey repeatedly
Level 3 access is the hardest, despite it only containing one task:
Go out, accept that as much as you loved STH (i mean Redacted) its time to move on as it's gone, find a good looking girl, marry her, raise three children and live by a beach on hawaii happy you didn't waste your life being angry at a creepy old fetishist who took away your ability to see a few half-baked deviantart character's melodrama play out.
Which is hard due to the fact that if you are too poor to live in hawaii you are fucked. (note: my point here is that as much as we liked some of those characters, its time to move on)
Long ago on a far away planet the echidniya's and the mi'erdas waged a long and bloody war spanning hundreds of years. Corpses piled high, the stench of blood filled the air. Eventually, the king of the mi'erdas decided he'd had enough and decided that the only way to stop this bloodshed was to convince the miners of the planet weet to hand him the gold, so he can use it to whipe out the enemy race. However, the echidniya's had other plans, as they sent down nuclear bombs to whipe out the mi'erdas.
Meanwhile, Ken Penders was born and raised somewhere in USA.
List of original characters
- Knuckles with robes
- Knuckles with medieval armour
- Knuckles with hat
- Knuckles with doctor coat
- Knuckles with glasses
- Knuckles with different colour
- Knuckles with eyebrows
- Female Knuckles
- Evil Knuckles
Note that all above characters named are all fully original and made by our lord and saviour, anyone who disagrees shall be sentenced to death by Penders.